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  1. pretzel-swirl:

    sherlockedcannibal:

    thesituationalstudent:

    speechlessenglishmajor:

    calculatedmadness:

    empresspenguin:

    calculatedmadness:

    speechlessenglishmajor:

    calculatedmadness:

    speechlessenglishmajor:

    striderbeegood:

    ARIEL YOU STUPID IDIOT YOUR BRA DOESNT MATCH YOUR TAIL YOU LOOK LIKE A FREAKING FASHION CATASTROPHE

    BUT NEITHER DOES HER SISTER WITH THE YELLOW TAIL AND GREEN BRA, JESUS

    WHY ARE WE SCREAMING ABOUT THE LITTLE MERMAID?  

    I DON’T KNOW BUT IT SEEMED NECESSARY?

    WHILE WE’RE AT IT, WHY DO THEY ALL HAVE DIFFERENT HAIR COLOR?  I DON’T KNOW IF THIS IS GENETICALLY POSSIBLE WITH JUST TWO PARENTS!  SOMEONE WITH SCIENCE FIGURE THIS OUT!

    ARE THEY ACTUALLY SISTERS? BECAUSE, HAIR COLOR ASIDE THE GENETICS BEHIND DIFFERENT TAIL COLORS (BEING SO DISTINCT) WOULD BE EVEN MORE IMPROBABLE

    I MEAN, WE NEVER SEE A MOTHER!  THERE COULD BE MULTIPLE WOMEN INVOLVED IN TRITON’S LOVE LIFE!

    PERHAPS THEY’RE HALF-SISTERS? OR MAYBE THEY DYED THEIR HAIR? COULD IT BE POSSIBLE THAT THEY DYED THEIR TAILS AS WELL?

    I’M PRETTY SURE ALL OF THOSE HAIR COLORS COULD COME FROM TWO PARENTS. LIKE, IF TRITON HAS BRUNETTE AND REDHEAD ALLELES AND THE MOM HAS BLONDE AND REDHEAD ALLELES THIS IS TOTALLY POSSIBLE. AND IF WE ASSUME THAT TAIL COLOR IS CONTROLLED SEPARATELY FROM HAIR COLOR I FAIL TO SEE AN ISSUE. MERMAIDS COULD HAVE.. THEY COULD EVEN BE CODOMINANT. SO THEY’RE ALL EITHER RED DOMINANT OR BLUE DOMINANT. DIFFERENT COMBINATIONS OF EITHER RED OR BLUE ALLELES COULD ACCOUNT FOR ALL OF THEM. THERE.

    Only on tumblr will you see a discussion about the science behind physical traits of characters in a Disney movie

    WHY ARENT YOU SCREAMING YOU BRING DISHONOR TO THIS POST

    I KNEW A FAMILY WITH FOUR DAUGHTERS AND THEY WERE BLOND, BRUNETTE, BLACK-HAIRED, AND GINGER. THEY WERE FULL SISTERS SO I GUESS IT’S GENETICALLY POSSIBLE.

    LET’S ALSO TALK ABOUT HOW THE BLUE ONE SHOULD BE BETWEEN ARIEL AND THE VIOLET ONE SO TO MAKE A RAINBOW BECAUSE THAT BOTHERS ME.

    (Source: snowqueenelsa, via boycottinglove)

  2. dear-monday:

    Repeat after me: I am a goddess. My spirit is towering, my soul is mighty, my breasts are magnificent and my shoes are super fucking cute.

    (via boycottinglove)

    Posted 1 hour ago with 5,362 notes

  3. fandom-mused-fandom-games:

    1 note = 1 pixel for your fandom’s symbol (shown above) in an art piece I’m making

    If you would like to see all of the fandoms, look through these posts

    IF YOU DON’T SEE YOUR FANDOM, send me a message saying what fandoms I missed and I’ll add them

    If you would like to know more about the project, read this post

    FOLLOW ME TO KEEP UPDATED ON THE PROJECT/SEE THE FINISHED PROJECT

    (via teapotsahoy)

  4. "[A theory], favored by those of a religious persuasion, was that A’Tuin was crawling to the Birthplace to the Time of Mating, as were all the stars in the sky which were, obviously, also carried by giant turtles. When they arrived they would briefly and passionately mate, for the first and only time, and from that fiery union new turtles would be born to carry a new pattern of worlds. This was known as the Big Bang hypothesis."

    Terry Pratchett, The Colour of Magic (via didyousaydontpanic)

    (For the uninitiated, A’Tuin carries the Discworld on his back. Or rather, he carries four elephants who in turn carry the Discworld on their backs.

    The turtle moves!)
    Posted 10 hours ago, under with 19 notes

  5. impeccablysupernaturaltiming:

    tacoposey:

    what if we just created a fandom for a tv show that doesn’t exist and we build it up really big and make a ton of inside jokes until the internet just accepts it as a real show and it starts getting included in polls and gets it’s own imdb page and a group of outsiders go crazy trying to find dl links

    have you heard of Candle Cove

    (via leviathans-in-the-tardis)

    Posted 1 day ago, under with 68,778 notes

  6. kedreeva:

    carry-on-my-blue-eyed-angel:

    tacoposey:

    what if we just created a fandom for a tv show that doesn’t exist and we build it up really big and make a ton of inside jokes until the internet just accepts it as a real show and it starts getting included in polls and gets it’s own imdb page and a group of outsiders go crazy trying to find dl links

    Please please please can we do this

    Okay so let’s start from the bottom and start building. What are we calling it and who are the stars??

    Call it something that’s impossible to google. Liiiiike… The Best.

    (via marguerite26)

    Posted 1 day ago, under with 68,778 notes

  7. I find a perverse delight in reading slash fic when my dad is watching O’Reilly.

    (The living room is open, so I can’t avoid whatever is playing on tv.)

    Posted 1 day ago with 0 notes

  8. awwww-cute:

    Might be a repost, but I thought it was adorable

    (via tea-at-narnia)

  9. Why I think my dad’s a hunter

    novvak:

    novvak:

    He “works” with guys named Sam, Dean and Crowley

    He has a really huge “hockey bag” that we’re not allowed to look in

    We have an outrageous amount of salt in the basementimage

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    (that’s just the start, there’s more in the garage)image

    He also really likes his leather jacket.

    UPDATE: HE’S ALWAYS ON BUSINESS TRIPS AND ONCE CAME HOME FROM A “HOCKEY GAME” WITH A HUGE CUT ON HIS NECK

    (via tea-at-narnia)

    Posted 1 day ago, under with 57,970 notes

    worldofmythology:

    Guide to Norse Runes

    I found this blogged by http://confederatte.tumblr.com/

    I would have reblogged it from there, but it wasn’t in English and I couldn’t find the reblog button. There are lots of cool photos on the blog if anyone wants to check it out.

    Also, J. R. R. Tolkien based his Dwarven Runes off the the Norse Runes.

    (via tea-at-narnia)
    Posted 1 day ago with 3,409 notes