my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’
Venilia Jones: fine purveyor of puppy gifs, smutty posts, and fandom miscellany. I'm demi/gray asexual. Feel free to ask me questions if you're figuring things out or questioning. I'm totally here for you!
Vaincs tagged me to answer 11 questions!
1, Favorite horror movie ever made?
I hate horror films. Really, really hate them. That said, I do love both suspense and B movies. For suspense, well you can’t get much better than Hitchcock’s classic Psycho. My favorite B movie might be From Hell It Came, which is about an evil tree stump. No really. (It’s a 1950’s tikipop kind of racist, fair warning, but frankly the islanders come out looking like the only sane people, because racism can be ironic like that.)
2. What are your current fandoms?
Teen Wolf, although I’m behind (yes I will finish that freaking porn epic, I promise!), Avengers, little bit of Middle Earth, and lately I’ve been reading a lot of rpf in the forms of hockey fandom and, weirdly, One Direction. Even though I can’t tell two of the boys apart and have never listened to their music.
3. Have any phobias?
Clowns. I’m a little claustrophobic. And that thing with all the tiny holes. I don’t even want to look up the name because it freaks me the fuck out.
4. Your worst pet peeve?
When you’re driving with a friend and they turn the radio down until you can barely hear it. Just turn it off! I hate trying to pay attention to what my friend is saying when there’s tiny little musical sounds playing and my brain can’t make sense of it but I also can’t not listen. Just, on or off! Those are your options.
Also, when writing you have three options for periods: one, three, or four. Two is never an option, and you being too lazy to google that shit is sad.
5. You can break one law with impunity – what is it?
Um… I’ve never had a huge desire to break a law? If I were an awesome hackery type person who could do more than basic html coding I might join Anonymous and expose evil rapists and racists. That’d be great.
6. What do you do to relax?
Read fic. Sometimes I stress bake. I also make paper cranes, knit, and crochet. If I’m very stressed I sometimes go to the park and wander off in the trees to have a little cry. The trees don’t judge, and afterwards I can feed the koi and goldfish in the pond there.
7. You’re on your way to a desert island. What three (non-survival/escape) things do you bring with you?
My laptop, a wifi router, and a generator.
8. Tea or coffee?
Coffee! I go through withdrawal if I don’t get my coffee – shaky hands, headache, general confusion. But I also love tea, especially pu erh, chai, and lady grey. I collect tea cups.
9. Brag about something cool or unique you’ve done.
Well, I mean I just got back from living in Paris for three months. That’s a little cool. I’ve also been kissed by a wolf, seen a Shakespeare play at the Globe Theatre, ridden the Chatanooga choo choo, pet baby manta rays, had a pet raccoon, gone through the world’s longest cave system (Mammoth Cave), fed frozen peas to fish in Hawaii, walked on top of snow, eaten mangosteens (if you ever have the opportunity TAKE IT), and been about thirty feet away from a tree when it was struck by lightning. How’s that for bragging?
10. What’s the last song you listened to?
That All About the Bass song I think. No wait, a bunch of Mumford and Sons while helping my bff paint
11. Recommend a fanfic/art/etc or two?
The reason I ended up bopping around the 1D fandom lately is a fantastic author on AO3 called whoknows. She has a two part A/B/O fic here
I’ve been enjoying the hell out of rageprufrock’s Reconstruction
Etherei’s lonely houses off the road is a fantastic stucky team!fic with lots of beautiful healing and awkward wooing.
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