1. harzilla:



    if you dont have me on facebook you are probably not missing out on any posts but the comment section is important too lmao

    I went to the Renaissance faire dressed as a warrior.  I had a real sword with me, too.  I was standing (in character) next to a sword-fighting ring, where kids of all ages got the chance to pick up a sword and challenge the champion.  Some woman walks by, with her little girl.  The girl starts walking towards the ring, saying she wants to fight.  But the mom pulled her away hella sharply, and was like, “That’s for boys.”  You don’t want to be a BOY, do you?”    And the girl looked around and saw me.  I think she thought I was a boy; I had my hair in a ponytail, and was wearing a hood.  So she comes up to me and asks me, “Do you think girls can be fighters, too?”  And her mom looks like she’s silently gloating.  Like she thinks I’m going to say no.  So I take off my hood, untie my hair so that it flows freely, and kneel before her.  And I’m like, “Milady, anyone can be a fighter.”  I swear, the look on that mother’s face made my day.


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  2. thecutestofthecute:

    More dogs with their babies.

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  3. "What it was going to be, we were trying to complicate the relationship between Cap and his S.H.I.E.L.D agent friends. If Hawkeye got a call from S.H.I.E.L.D saying Captain America is a fugitive, would he listen to that call or not listen to that call? That sequence actually was heartbreaking for us to cut it. I think it ultimately might have been a conflict with Renner’s schedule. But there was a great sequence where Hawkeye was chasing Cap through Washington D.C. there was an awesome sequence where they confronted each other in a ravine on the outskirts of D.C. and Hawkeye was shooting a series of arrows closing in on Cap, Cap closing in on him. And then Cap took him down and he realized for the first time that Hawkeye was trying to trick S.H.I.E.L.D, where he whispered something into Cap’s ear that Cap had a tracker on his suit and to punch Hawkeye to make it look real, because there was a Quinjet hovering above where they were watching the feedback back at S.H.I.E.L.D. So it was a cool sequence."
    — Details on the cut Hawkeye sequence from Captain America: The Winter Soldier. (via iputabirdonmyhead)

    (via owlmylove)


  4. tittily:

    my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’

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  6. nezua:


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  7. ringingallover:



    do centaur babies suckle from the horse nipples or the human nipples tho

    Centaurs aren’t real. Do you understand that?

    yes that is why i made a tumblr post about this instead of just asking a real centaur

    (via edenwolfie)


  8. Vaincs tagged me to answer 11 questions!

    1, Favorite horror movie ever made?

    I hate horror films. Really, really hate them. That said, I do love both suspense and B movies. For suspense, well you can’t get much better than Hitchcock’s classic Psycho. My favorite B movie might be From Hell It Came, which is about an evil tree stump. No really. (It’s a 1950’s tikipop kind of racist, fair warning, but frankly the islanders come out looking like the only sane people, because racism can be ironic like that.)

    2. What are your current fandoms?

    Teen Wolf, although I’m behind (yes I will finish that freaking porn epic, I promise!), Avengers, little bit of Middle Earth, and lately I’ve been reading a lot of rpf in the forms of hockey fandom and, weirdly, One Direction. Even though I can’t tell two of the boys apart and have never listened to their music.

    3. Have any phobias?

    Clowns. I’m a little claustrophobic. And that thing with all the tiny holes. I don’t even want to look up the name because it freaks me the fuck out.

    4. Your worst pet peeve?

    When you’re driving with a friend and they turn the radio down until you can barely hear it. Just turn it off! I hate trying to pay attention to what my friend is saying when there’s tiny little musical sounds playing and my brain can’t make sense of it but I also can’t not listen. Just, on or off! Those are your options.

    Also, when writing you have three options for periods: one, three, or four. Two is never an option, and you being too lazy to google that shit is sad.

    5. You can break one law with impunity – what is it?

    Um… I’ve never had a huge desire to break a law? If I were an awesome hackery type person who could do more than basic html coding I might join Anonymous and expose evil rapists and racists. That’d be great.

    6. What do you do to relax?

    Read fic. Sometimes I stress bake. I also make paper cranes, knit, and crochet. If I’m very stressed I sometimes go to the park and wander off in the trees to have a little cry. The trees don’t judge, and afterwards I can feed the koi and goldfish in the pond there.

    7. You’re on your way to a desert island. What three (non-survival/escape) things do you bring with you?  

    My laptop, a wifi router, and a generator.

    8. Tea or coffee?

    Coffee! I go through withdrawal if I don’t get my coffee – shaky hands, headache, general confusion. But I also love tea, especially pu erh, chai, and lady grey. I collect tea cups. 

    9. Brag about something cool or unique you’ve done.

    Well, I mean I just got back from living in Paris for three months. That’s a little cool. I’ve also been kissed by a wolf, seen a Shakespeare play at the Globe Theatre, ridden the Chatanooga choo choo, pet baby manta rays, had a pet raccoon, gone through the world’s longest cave system (Mammoth Cave), fed frozen peas to fish in Hawaii, walked on top of snow, eaten mangosteens (if you ever have the opportunity TAKE IT), and been about thirty feet away from a tree when it was struck by lightning. How’s that for bragging?

    10. What’s the last song you listened to?

    That All About the Bass song I think. No wait, a bunch of Mumford and Sons while helping my bff paint

    11. Recommend a fanfic/art/etc or two?

    The reason I ended up bopping around the 1D fandom lately is a fantastic author on AO3 called whoknows. She has a two part A/B/O fic here

    I’ve been enjoying the hell out of rageprufrock’s Reconstruction

    Etherei’s lonely houses off the road is a fantastic stucky team!fic with lots of beautiful healing and awkward wooing.


    My questions for theturtlemoves, moonyinthesky, loverwren, hugealienpie, sixchord, continuitysue, omglee-i-cant-even, themarchrabbit, classlicity, lelied, zagadska, vanehwasreal, :

    1. If the Doctor showed up with the TARDIS, where would you most want him to take you?
    2. What’s your bulletproof plot kink?
    3. Let’s say you win the lottery and can now live anywhere you like. Tell me what your new house is like, and where it is, and what pets you fill it with!
    4. What would your familiar be?
    5. If you could design your family crest and motto, what would they be?
    6. Vaincs had clever questions, so I’ll steal one of hers. Brag about something cool or unique you’ve done!
    7. Would you rather 1) be a mermaid, 2) have (working, huge, beautiful) wings, 3) be a werewolf, or 4) be a dragon?
    8. There’s that character who’s just really important to you. Who are they?
    9. If you’re comfortable (and it’s not already in your profile), what’s your race, gender, sexuality, or any other thing that really shapes who you are? If you’re not comfortable, then tell me about a memory that you really like.
    10. What’s your Hogwarts House?
    11. Recommend me a book or three! 


    1. Christians: Dear Lord
    2. Pagans: Deer Lord
  9. lyresoft:

    (via vaincs)